My name is Pete. I live with two small dogs, Sir Vicious the chihuahua and Leo the maltipoo. They are quirky yet strangely humanlike animals. This blog will catalog their (mis)adventures, altercations, accidents, and above all, their admiration for each other. So without further ado, here are the doggies:
SIR VICIOUS, MASTER MARKER
LEO, INTERRUPTOR PRIME
The nicknames are relevant. Sir doesn't have a bladder, he has a blackhole that creates a direct portal to a universe of piss. He can and does mark at will. If left outside for extended periods of time, he will continue to mark for upwards of three days. Straight. All work, no play. And by work, I mean peeing on things. Everything. Leo cannot stand by while attention is given to anyone besides him. If sweet nothings are being said in a direction other than at Leo, he will put himself in the line of fire (or praise). If you're petting Sir, Leo will shove his head between your hand and Sir. He must have all of the affection in the world. He is a ruthless attention seeker. Or maybe he's just a puppy.
